Tuesday, April 7, 2009

From the Mouth of Babes...


This mornings conversation with D:
(we recently put in a new elongated toilet. D was trying it out this morning.)
D: mom...this toilet's hole is TOO big.
Mom: Really?
D: Yeah.. I think I need a fatter bum... like yours.
Mom: (fake cries)
D: Mom don't cry... Giants have even fatter bums than you!

9 comments:

  1. Love it. Glad I'm not the only one who gets "compliments" from my kids.

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  3. Ok, This is Mindy, but for some weird reason it says that I am Midge. That is an awesome story! I got one of those comments last week when I took my 24 yr old bro-in-law, 17 yr bro, and 14 yr old bro to the mall(without my kids) and got asked if they were all my sons.

    The sad part was that I was so shocked to be asked that, so I just answered, "No, I have 4 sons, not three."

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  4. That makes me laugh. I know that I have had comments like that before. I tell them that I got this way because of them & the sacrifice I went through to bring them into the world! Guilt can be a good thing.

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  5. Oh my heck...aren't you glad he's cute! What a funny kid!

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  6. This is hilarious....Mckay tells me that my bum "jiggles" all the time.

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  7. That is hilarious! Almost as funny as the show I'm in this weekend! I hope you can come! It's called "See How They Run" I think you'd really like it!

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  8. Classic. You might be able to send that in to Reader's Digest and get some money. I just read that you cut your finger. How come I think that's so funny? Having stitches is never fun, but it might be worth it for dish duty, ohhhh, but what about showering? You aren't going to shower for 11 days either?

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  9. Let me know if my fat bum feels fatter than a giant when I SIT ON YOU! Stinkin' little cuties!

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