We are so mad at that tooth fairy!!! She has just crossed the line! M lost her first tooth and (can you believe the nerve) SHE FORGOT to come and take the tooth!!! Then M reminded us she forgot to come and get E's teeth last week....twice!!! Then C reminded me (with a smile) that he still has his tooth under his pillow and it's been under there for the last three days!!! Can you believe it? Then after all that E told me the most disturbing evidence ever!!! He found a whole ton of teeth stuffed in my underwear drawer!!!!! Isn't that gross...can you believe she would have the nerve to go through some one's underwear drawer!!! And leave her gross used teeth in my drawer! I am appalled!! I was so shocked by the evidence I forgot to ask E what he was doing in my underwear drawer.... So does anyone know where you can go to file a complaint against the tooth fairy?
We must have the same inept tooth fairy. I swear she needs to be put on probation for her terrible performance. I would probably just leave your complaint at my house because if we get a hold of that incompetent flying airhead - she is getting a piece of our minds!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad we are not the only ones who have a forgetful toothfairy!!
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ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't be a really good parent if you didn't have this problem at least once. I love your entry. Are you planning on making a necklace? Still laughing!
ReplyDeleteSorry (MsBreann09)! I deleted your comment just because I am a psychotic freak. I get paranoid if my kids names are on the web. Love ya and think you are always funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat darn tooth fairy she has done that to us several times!She must be very busy!
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